Jan 21, 2013
On the first edition of The Cannabulletin with Homer the
Stoner:
Will Self and Peter Hitchens had a little bit of a ding dong on
Question time just before xmass 2012.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2247996/Take-chill-pill--Will-Self-Question-Time-audience-stitches-stormy-drug-legalisation-debate.html
Peter Hitchens accused Will Self of 'propaganda' (otherwise known
as 'the truth' to you and me) and in the end, Hitchens threw
himself onto the Question Time hall floor and started banging his
little hands and feet on the linolium and screaming until Dimbleby
went over, picked him up and smacked his bum!
Mr Hitchens, who was once the lead singer of Earth, Wind and Fire
and who was also the 7th man on the moon, got his revenge a few
days later by writing more rubbish on The Mail online site.
To be honest, I had barely read a few lines of his caustic crap
before I felt the urge to cut myself!
Feel free to soil your eyes if you wish.
There's only so much I'll do for the tribe...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2248650/So-want-legalise-cannabis-You-dumb-Nick-Clegg.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Apparently the deputy PM is 'dumb' for wanting to decriminalise
people, regulate potentially harmful substances and vastly improve
the drug issue.
Al Capone was born in the wrong era to the wrong busines it would
seem, as he would be making an absolute friggin fortune if he were
around today!
And that would be partly thanks to the likes of Peter Hitchens
(spit!), Kathy Gyngall (spit!), and Melanie Phillips (double
spit!), to name but a few.
Looks like the whole worlds getting dumb then, as we are one of the
last remaining countries that still feels the need to prosecute
people for what they put into their own bodies or how they choose
to alter their own conscious mind, something Mr Clegg wants to
change.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4696990/Nick-Clegg-time-to-rethink-drugs.html
Enough of the negative stories for the minute.
Let's all just be happy to hear that Six year old Jayden David is
doing much better thanks to high CBD medical Cannabis and the love
and care of his father Jason.He suffers from Dravet's syndrome, a
rare form of childhood epilepsy.Thanks to medical Cannabis, he has
managed to reduce his medication from 22 tablets a day, to only 1
1/2 a day and is doing much better now!
http://www.cannabisculture.com/node/43585
And that's not the only good news...
Worried that your teenage son or daughter is using Cannabis?
Well don't be too worried.
The latest scientific research shows that you should be more
concerned about your teeny monsters experimentation with the
hootch, rather than any dabblings with the boogie bush.
But what do they know?!
Silly scientific persons!
http://www.medicaldaily.com/articles/13623/20121221/teen-marijuana-cause-brain-damage-alcohol.htm
And speaking of silly person's, don't the BBC know the difference
between 100% Cannabis and a 15mg tablet of THC?
Now I'm willing to apologise and say I got this wrong, but isn't
medicating with herbal Cannabis (herb or tincture) quite a bit
different than taking a pure (synthetic?) THC pill?
Being as I've never had pure THC in pill form before, I couldn't
really say.
One thing is certain though, even if the pill was real, pure,
natural THC, without it's friendly, non-psychoactive brother-CBD,
the pain reduction experience for the user will be different.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20810603
At least germany won't have to worry about pills...
http://stopthedrugwar.org/chronicle/2012/dec/27/german_court_approves_some_medic
In other news, no matter which way you twist it, the herb is here
to stay!
At least it is in Americaland...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/30/marijuana-legalization_n_2384638.html
While back here in blighty, a so called activist from the Clear
organisation (Cannabis Law Reform party), is too busy trying to get
the wife of another activist into trouble with her employer, for
her husband daring to call into question the mighty word of their
glorious leader, Peter Reynolds!
It's really a bad day for us all when the division is so bad that
you'd even consider shopping a non-cannabis using wife, to her
employer, because her husband is an activist and has a difference
of opinion.
Is 'Maharg' Graham Smith an innocent and misunderstood
individual?
Or a grotesque glove puppet of Peter Reynolds!?
http://peter-reynolds-watch.com/2013/01/do-you-smell-cannabis-law-reform/
And finally, if the Prime Minister, David 'Puff' Cameron, won't
listen to anyone else when it comes to the overdue reform of our
drug laws, should we urge our own military to enact a coup and
remove the bugger!?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9798702/Banning-drugs-drives-a-rising-tide-of-legal-highs-peers-warn.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21004715
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/14/decriminalise-drugs?commentpage=1
My choice for replacement?
Why Mr Howard Marks of course!
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